what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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