Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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