i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
wow bdsm is so cute
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Did you pee in the oven last night??
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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