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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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