can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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