This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think my nap took me to another dimension
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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