margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
