you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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