im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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