called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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