we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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