You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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