so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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