I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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