I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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