The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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