who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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