i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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