What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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