Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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