spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
