fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It's never too late to be topless.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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