Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wish I only lived at night.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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