He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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