I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm too high and old for this...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
