So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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