I bet he comes in French.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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