shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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