wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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