Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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