Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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