I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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