he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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