As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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