I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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