And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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