I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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