No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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