if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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