im drinking this country out of the recession.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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