This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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