Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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