Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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