so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Also, beer. Big fan.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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