youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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