Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My dick has a subreddit
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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