Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
