so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
