Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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