so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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