I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
im holly from the hills drunk
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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