I love black thongs
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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