what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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