Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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