i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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