question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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