i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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