break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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