Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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